I wish I could use my gallbladder as a punching bag...
Sandy SBSP
thefatzombie
My gallbladder has been an major jerk ALL DAY. I have seriously been doubled over in pain since 11 o'clock this morning and there is absolutely nothing I can do about it because I have no insurance. And it doesn't help that I'm already drowning in debt from the cost of the med bills piling up because of my broken ankle/leg. I hope my gallbladder hasn't completely stopped working or it's only a matter of time before I'm back in the hospital, paying the equivalent for 3 YEARS WORTH OF EDUCATION for a single surgery. Ridiculous.

BTW Waiting for Guffman is a spectacular movie.

I could never survive before the discovery of electricity...
Sandy SBSP
thefatzombie
I woke up this morning and the power was out. My first thought wasn't "I need to light some candles" or "I wonder what happened?" it was "OH GOD HOW AM I GOING TO CHECK FACEBOOK, WHAT IF I MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT?!"

I seriously think I have a problem when it comes to the internet, but I can't help it. It's always a party on the internet and not so much in real life.

I promise a legit update is coming soon.

BABY CHOCOBO
Penny WTF BBT
thefatzombie
I thought I had grown out of my Final Fantasy phase years ago, but I haven't and it took seeing this article at Game Informer to confirm this for me:


Does anyone else hear that ticking noise...

...must be my biological clock!

If the business men drink my blood, like the kids in art school said they would...
Ben Linus LOST
thefatzombie
 I'm going through a rough patch. I'm flattered that my friends actually care and want to hang out with me, because I went a long time without any so this is very new. I go through my lonely spells but then people want to actually talk to me and I want to be a hermit. Why am I getting so mad at people who care about me?

For some reason, I just want to hide under a rock.

I feel like Ben Linus can sympathize.

Swooping is bad, but plot bunnies are welcome...
the Bannhammer DA:O
thefatzombie
Dragon Age has swallowed my soul this summer! It is so engaging and fun. And it has also inspired me to write again and boy, am I rusty. This is hard. I have a couple of fics already started and one that I've put on the back burner until I play Awakening. I am really excited to have a jump start to my creativity, but I'm also nervous. There are so many talented writers out there and I feel like my writing will never be on par with theirs.

Oh well, practice makes perfect, right?

I need a beta reader.

Damn the food network and Ina Garten
Tobias AD
thefatzombie
So, I'm sitting on the couch watching food network because I can't get to the remote since my mother moved my crutches and the Barefoot Contessa is on. Everything she makes looks so tasty and colorful. I makes me want to give a big middle finger to the low-cal diet I'm thinking about starting.

Omg, she's making tiramisu...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ugh...
Penny WTF BBT
thefatzombie
...I feel like my first post was stupid. I envy people with professional blogs because finding the right words is hard.

Fresh Start, Stale Beginning
Pam TB
thefatzombie
I'm a huge zombie enthusiast. If you want me to watch a movie or buy into an idea, label it with George A. Romero's name and I'm sold. Literally, if a Styrofoam cup with a straw poked through it had Romero's name tacked on it somewhere, I would watch/buy it. He invented the slow-moving dead and in all of his movies there is the token fat zombie who moves remarkably faster in death than in life. I've always identified with this zombie stereo-type because, as much as I've researched and picked up a few handy tips for surviving the end of the world when the undead rise and decide to nosh on the gray matter of the living, it pains me to admit that I will probably become the token fat zombie.

I've started this livejournal mostly to join communities and rub elbows with some of my favorite artists/writers but also because I've decided to chronicle my attempt to free myself from the creeping suspicion that I will be among the first victims of the walking dead because I have flabby arms and my thighs chafe when I run.

This journal will include the following:
Fanfiction
Possible emo rants about things of a financial nature
Weight loss(hopefully)
College life
and Fandom.
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